Addendum: Jerry’s Ledger Note — Case File TX-404
The Gremlin did everything right: logged in, stayed polite, and kept his hands clean (Irish Spring certified). The system, in return, performed interpretive dance.
- Classic R.A.B.B. pattern — Redirect, Agitate, Break, Blame.
In bureaucratic language, this means:
“Your request cannot be processed at this time, but we appreciate your continued suffering.”
So the Gremlin pivoted. Downloaded Propel. Checked balance. Case solved by chaos, not design.
- Filed under: Operational Inefficiency, Class D (Digital Malarkey)
- Recommendation: Keep the hotline number, keep the soap dry, and keep laughing.
— Filed by Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand,
- Dept. of Petty Affairs, Section R.A.B.B. Oversight