🎤 Bear Blog: Angel Dust’s Educational Hour – Part Three

18 Jun, 2025

Songs to Dry Off To (If You Can Still Stand)

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So you’ve flicked the bean. Hit the high notes. Ruined your water bill. Now what?

You’re standing there like a gremlin pope, dripping in sin and steam, needing something to bring you down gently—or dramatically.

This is the playlist for the post-flick comedown. Towel wrapped. Legs like noodles. The mirror still foggy but judging less harshly.

🛁 Part I: The Come Down (Vulnerable but Still Hot)

Soft vocals, heavy breathing, and the ghost of your own echo.

“After Dark” – Mr. Kitty

“The Night We Met” – Lord Huron

“Breathe Me” – Sia

“Lost” – Frank Ocean

“No Ordinary Love” – Sade

“Je te laisserai des mots” – Patrick Watson

“Satellite” – Harry Styles

“When the Party’s Over” – Billie Eilish

🧼 Part II: Towel-Wrapped Reflection Mode

You’re no longer dirty—physically. Emotionally? Debatable. But this is the “I lived, I sinned, I learned nothing” section.

“Habits (Stay High)” – Tove Lo

“Cherry” – Lana Del Rey

“Sober” – Childish Gambino

“Sweater Weather” – The Neighbourhood

“Say You Love Me” – Jessie Ware

“Ocean Eyes” – Billie Eilish

“Let Me Down Slowly” – Alec Benjamin

💃 Part III: Regret, But Make It Sultry

This is when you start overthinking what just happened… and then consider round two anyway.

“God is a Woman” – Ariana Grande

“Wicked Games” – The Weeknd

“Borderline” – Tame Impala

“Love Galore” – SZA ft. Travis Scott

“House of Balloons / Glass Table Girls” – The Weeknd

“Criminal” – Fiona Apple

“Skin” – Rihanna

🧖‍♀️ Part IV: Post-Flick Empowerment Anthems

You're dry, re-moisturized, and now you remember you're a bad bitch again. Cue strutting back into the bedroom like the queen you are.

“Good as Hell” – Lizzo

“Feeling Myself” – Beyoncé ft. Nicki Minaj

“Needed Me” – Rihanna

“Truth Hurts” – Lizzo

“Like a Girl” – Lizzo

“7 Rings” – Ariana Grande

“I’m Too Sexy” – Right Said Fred (because why not)

🍑 Final Word: You came, you cleaned, you conquered. This isn’t about guilt. It’s about grace under pressure and conditioner. And if Angel Dust asks?

Just tell him:

“I gave the performance of a lifetime and tipped myself.”

And somewhere behind the fogged glass… Niffty’s already updating her cassette collection.