🎤 Bear Blog: Angel Dust’s Educational Hour – Part Two

18 Jun, 2025

Niffty’s Naughty Nighttime Cassette Collection (NNNCC)

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Angel Dust broke the internet with his “sing or flick” theory. But if you think he’s the only one causing chaos in the steam...

Enter Niffty. That sweet little 1950s gremlin has been cataloging this madness. Alphabetizing it. Color-coding the moans. Making mixtapes.

So here it is—straight from her purse next to the sewing scissors:

🛁 Part I: The Sultry Starters

Warm water. Suds. Curious thoughts. Just enough bass to make you accidentally stay longer than needed.

Earned It – The Weeknd

Wicked Game – Chris Isaak

Unholy – Sam Smith & Kim Petras

Sex with Me – Rihanna

PILLOWTALK – Zayn

I Feel It Coming – The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk

Love Me Like You Do – Ellie Goulding

🔥 Part II: Full Bean Flick Activated

No more playing innocent. Loofah’s gone. Head’s tilted. You know what time it is.

Dangerous Woman – Ariana Grande

Partition – Beyoncé

Body – Megan Thee Stallion

Pony – Ginuwine

Toxic – Britney Spears

Do I Wanna Know? – Arctic Monkeys

Talking Body – Tove Lo

Sex Dreams – Lady Gaga

Earn It – Chloe x Halle

🤭 Part III: Tongue-In-Cheek Gremlin Picks

Where Niffty really shines. If you're laughing and flicking at the same time—congrats. You’re in Gremlin Protocol now.

Touch Myself – Divinyls

My Neck, My Back – Khia

You’re So Vain – Carly Simon

WAP – Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion

Milkshake – Kelis

Buttons – The Pussycat Dolls ft. Snoop Dogg

S&M – Rihanna

Feeling Myself – Nicki Minaj ft. Beyoncé

Like a Virgin – Madonna

Oops!... I Did It Again – Britney Spears

I Touch Roses – Book of Love

I Wanna Be Sedated – The Ramones

Horny – Mousse T. vs. Hot ’n’ Juicy

🧼 Part IV: The Cinematic Emotional Flick

Steam. Silence. Deep thoughts mid-tremble. You’re not just touching—you’re grieving artistically.

Teardrop – Massive Attack

Love is a Battlefield – Pat Benatar

All I Wanted – Paramore

Take Me to Church – Hozier

Elastic Heart – Sia

Numb – Linkin Park

💃 Part V: Powerhouse Anthems for the No-Mercy Flicker

This is when the shower becomes a concert, a confessional, and a combat arena.

Confident – Demi Lovato

Boss Bitch – Doja Cat

Problem – Natalia Kills

Woman – Kesha ft. The Dap-Kings Horns

Sorry Not Sorry – Demi Lovato

Paint It Black (cover) – Ciara

River – Bishop Briggs

💀 Final Track: “I Will Survive” – Gloria Gaynor

For the post-orgasm soap-slump moment. Because you will survive. Even if the towel fell off the rack.

🍑 Final Word: This isn’t just a playlist. It’s Niffty’s Secret Side Hustle. Filed, labeled, and hidden behind the spice rack.

And Angel? He’s listening through the wall. Snapping his fingers to the beat. Saying:

“Damn, she’s got taste.”