Pick Me! Pick Me! — Gremlin Protocol: Bonus Entry
Failed the Norms, Aced the Vibe
“You called it crazy. The universe called it consistent.”
I didn’t follow the rules. I didn’t color inside the lines. I didn’t even pretend to be normal.
But I stayed on theme. I stayed me.
And somehow? That was enough to win the room, break the rhythm, and leave with an A.
This ain’t about trying to impress. It’s about failing upward with style—because I knew what I was doing, even when it looked unhinged.
It’s the same energy as that “Pick Me Pick Me” moment. Everyone else played safe. I threw fire.
And the world said:
“Well… they stayed on topic.”
🧠 Lesson? Don’t fear the weird. If the chaos matches the current, let it ride. Because sometimes, failing the norms is how you ace the vibe.
🦝💥 Let 'em squint. Let 'em gasp. You just landed a distinction in Gremlin Excellence.
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