🧾 Bear Blog Entry — I Filed HR Reports in a Horny VTuber Sim — and Accidentally Built Canon
Steam Page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3044740/VLOVER/
💥 It Started With One Review
“What?! Not all Vtubers are 40-year-old men with voice changers? Some are busty, emotionally neglected women who want their manager to fill them up?! Time to send my CV. Bau Bau!”
That was it.
A joke. A thirst-post.
The kind you toss out into the internet, never expecting anyone to remember.
But I remembered.
And then I filed performance reviews.
Wrote HR memos.
Drafted wellness reports, escalation forms, and fake developer responses.
All for a game called V-LOVER—a sim about managing, training, and relieving the stress of VTubers with high emotional needs and even higher cup sizes.
And somewhere along the way?
It stopped being a joke.
It became lore.
🗂️ [The Manager Files – Breakdown]
- Performance Reviews:
I evaluated each girl like they were real talent on a contract clock:
Lilith Succubus: Dominant goth gremlin with burnout issues and no sense of boundaries.
Hyou Aoi: Glitter-powered gyaru who weaponizes innocence without realizing it.
Sister Trisha: Velvet-voiced spiritual wrecking ball disguised as a nun.
- Manager Wellness Report:
Filed a breakdown report for myself.
Documented the psychological toll of managing three walking emotional landmines with Live2D rigs.
Still recovering.
- Q2 Goal Sheet:
Set strategic growth goals for each girl.
They were immediately ignored.
Naturally.
- Emergency HR Escalation:
Filed a form titled:
“She called me Confessor Daddy. Now what?”
...There were no answers. Just fear. And fan art.
- Internal Press Leak:
Leaked my own documents.
Cited anonymous interns and forum meltdown reactions.
Included fake hashtags like #PrayForTheManager and #ConfessorDaddyCanon.
- Dev Response Letter:
Closed the arc with a fake letter from the devs.
They were afraid.
They were impressed.
They were canonizing me.
🎯 Why It Worked
Because I didn’t “go too far.”
I went exactly as far as it needed to go—and then pushed one clipboard deeper.
This wasn’t about clout.
This was about immersion.
About proving that even the dumbest, thirstiest premise can be elevated when someone cares enough to build structure into chaos.
🧠 The Real Talk Underneath It All
“You’re never too much. You just need the right context.”
That goes for you, the reader.
It goes for every character I reviewed.
It goes for the version of me that cracked jokes until I realized I was writing something that made people feel seen.
Even in a game that starts with boobs and burnout.
🐾 Final Words
I didn’t just play V-LOVER.
I managed it.
Survived it.
And left behind a filing cabinet of chaos the forums won’t forget.
If you read all this?
You’re part of the lore now too.
📎 Welcome to Big Mountain.
Your desk is on fire.
And your manager’s gone full feral.
#TheWillToSurvive #TheWillToResist
(Bear Blog tags: Because even horny chaos deserves thematic structure.)