The Will to Resist

🐾 Bear Blog Entry - Part 1: Mrs. Catford Has Seen Enough

🐾 Part 1: Mrs. Catford Has Seen Enough

🎥 An Elegant Takedown of the “Male Loser Epidemic” by ShoeOnHead™

[Visual: Dim living room. News on in background. Mrs. Catford, perched atop a windowsill, stares unimpressed at the television.]

Voiceover (soft, composed, with claws): Ah yes. The "Male Loser Epidemic."

Our finest minds have gathered once again—inside luxury hotel rooms, surrounded by room service and crystal water bottles—to ask the age-old question:

“Why aren’t these young men buying houses and raising nuclear families on minimum wage and emotional neglect?”

I am once again licking my paw in frustration.

Cut to Footage of Fox News: Blonde pundits clucking over “stay-at-home sons,” blaming declining birth rates on “feminized men,” while ignoring the fact that rent is higher than Everest and wages are flatter than their arguments.

Mrs. Catford (deadpan): Darling, the only thing declining faster than birth rates is your grip on reality.

We’ve got:

“He lives in his mother’s basement!”

And? That man probably cooks for her. What do you do, Tiffany? Microwave trauma and call it traditional values?

Cut to Democrats: Hotel Rooms + Code Name SAM™

$20 million spent trying to “study the language of men.”

Mrs. Catford’s eye twitches.

“You didn’t need a focus group, sweetheart. You needed a friend.”

Final scratch of sarcasm:

If you want young men to stop giving up, maybe stop treating them like enemy combatants or defective drones.

Or keep it up. I’ll be here. Watching. With popcorn. And a paw on the "I told you so" button.

Mrs. Catford walks off. Tail flicks. Title fades in:

“Blame is Cheaper Than Solutions.” (Coming next.)

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