Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #002 — The Deadweight Clearance
The Deadweight Clearance
Two busted phones. $56 burned. One Coolpad, one Nokia C300, both running slower than a funeral procession in a snowstorm.
I dumped them into a Walmart ecoATM, got $4 back, and walked away like a mob boss clearing out dead weight from the crew. It’s not profit—it’s closure. Better to lose $56 on hardware than 5,600 Crystals on some in-game gacha “blessing” bullsht.
The RNG Parallel
At least I know when a phone is garbage. In-game RNG? That’s a whole other con. Spin the “Blessing Wheel,” and you’re lucky to get something that isn’t digital trash. I’ve hit the wheel once, sure, but after that? Nada. With my luck, I’d get more value taping a dollar bill to a pigeon and hoping it comes back with change.
Lesson Learned
- Phones? Tested, trashed, moved on.
- RNG gifts? Not even touching that money pit.
- The Rat Mafia doesn’t gamble—it invests, farms, and profits. No spins, no scams—just Zeny.
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