Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #004 — The Enforcer Rat
The Enforcer Rat
Two rats are already clocked in — the TCL 40 SE (Underboss) and the Galaxy A02 (Silent Rat). But now, a new recruit waits in the shadows: the TCL 40XL (Enforcer).
This one’s got 4GB RAM and 128GB storage, a proper muscle rat. Yeah, the screen’s cracked — but in the Rat Mafia, we don’t care if you’re pretty. We care if you make Zeny.
The Plan:
- If the A02 keeps stuttering or acting up, the 40XL steps in, no questions asked.
- Even cracked, this phone will outwork half the clean phones out there.
Status:
- TCL 40 SE: Running Fabres like a pro.
- Galaxy A02: On probation, muted but steady.
- TCL 40XL: Waiting for its debut — the enforcer who doesn’t need polish to print money.
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