Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #005 — The Crackling Rat Deal
The Crackling Rat Deal
The Galaxy A02 came in cheap, but not clean. The moment it made a sound, it crackled like an old radio drowning in static. The seller swore there were “no issues,” but I’m not wasting time sending them videos or arguing over $33.
The fix? Silence. I muted the phone, and just like that, the A02 turned into a disciplined priest rat — quiet, steady, and farming Fabres without complaint. Meanwhile, the TCL 40 SE underboss keeps firing arrows like a champ, and the TCL 40XL Enforcer waits in the wings, sharpening its claws.
This crackling mess might have come in crooked, but it’s earning its keep now.
Status:
- TCL 40 SE (Underboss): Smooth, running the Fabre racket.
- Galaxy A02 (Silent Rat): Muted, steady Zeny printer.
- TCL 40XL (Enforcer): Waiting to replace any rat that slips.
"Some rats just need a muzzle to work."
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