🗂️ Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #006 — The Banker Rat & R.A.B.B. Entry #082 — The Fabre Card Scam
The Banker Rat
Kajira’s level 60, but the rats? They’re the backbone of the operation.
Rat #1 (21) and Rat #2 (12) are still in training, grinding Fabres for Zeny while waiting to hit level 35 — the point where they can sell directly to me and keep Kajira stocked with everything she needs. Once they’re farming fish mats for STR/DEX/VIT stones, it’s game over. I’ll never burn my hard-earned Crystals in the Exchange Center for materials again. Every stone they make, every Zeny they bring in, is pure gain.
The Fabre farm is just low-level muscle memory. A card drop would be nice, but the value is pure R.A.B.B. nonsense.
The Fabre Card Scam
Let’s talk about ROX’s comedy of errors. A level 2 bug drops a +60 ASPD card—a godsend for early game speed builds. Sounds amazing, right? Except the Exchange Center prices this card like it’s pocket lint: 24k to 27k Crystals.
The Drop Rate Joke
By the time you’re high enough level to auto farm Fabres effectively, the drop rate tanks from 100% to 80%, then to 10% if you keep following the main quest. So, you’re stuck farming with 10% drop luck for a card that fetches barely 27k Crystals. That’s not rewarding—that’s insulting.
What It Should Be Worth?
- A +60 ASPD card? That should start at 270k Crystals bare minimum, or even 2.7 million considering the level-lock and time sink. But no, ROX treats it like bargain-bin trash.
Status Update:
- TCL 40 SE (Underboss): Running Fabre farms like a pro.
- Galaxy A02 (Silent Rat): Priest rat, muted but steady.
- Kajira (Boss): Level 60, beefing up for bigger hunts.
- TCL 40XL (Enforcer): About to join the family, ready to push production even harder.
"I don’t farm for scraps. I farm to control the market."
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