Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #009 — Trio of New Blood
The New Lineup:
Rat 003 — Moto G7 Play (Budget Bruiser)
- Role: Solo Fabre farmer and light-duty zenny printer.
- Quirk: Runs smoother when stripped of all unnecessary apps—pure skeleton mode.
- ROI: Low maintenance, but not built for speed. Expect it to grind steadily, not sprint.
Rat 004 — Nokia C210 (Iron Priest)
- Role: Buff-bot and dungeon healer. The reliable wingman who never complains.
- Quirk: Go Edition OS is light but clunky, meaning it’ll lag if pushed too hard.
- ROI: Perfect for priest duties and secondary farming lanes—no wasted effort.
Rat 005 — TCL 40XL (Flagship Rat)
- Role: Main enforcer and heavy-lift farmer—can take over for the A02 without breaking a sweat.
- Quirk: Cracked screen gives it a “battle scars” look.
- ROI: High. 4GB RAM and 128GB storage = faster dungeons, smoother swaps, and long-term profit.
Verdict & Strategy
- Primary Enforcer: TCL 40XL will likely push A02 to retirement if performance holds.
- Support Squad: C210 will cover buffs and backup, G7 Play will focus on single-zone zenny grinding.
- End Goal: Multi-rat synergy = higher crystal flows, faster gear funnel to Kajira, and less server chaos.
“The A02’s safe for now—no screw-ups, no sea burial. But the second it stumbles? I’ll give it a Viking send-off with a smile and never look back.”
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