𧸠Bear Blog Entry â She Said Impregnate Me. He Slid Away.
Watch the short - https://youtube.com/shorts/8Av1tZb_1Gc?si=C9ErLcl17aqpaoiH
Tags: #GremlinProtocol #MarriedButNotReady #TheWillToResist #EmotionalGlitch #CBGCollapse #TeddyHoodieDiplomacy #FictionalReckonings #ClaimOrCave #MasculineRetreat #YouSawItToo
Kimiko didnât whisper. She didnât hesitate. She danced with a baby she didnât birth and left that room changed.
She came back to her husband not with soft suggestion, but with a Gremlin war cry that broke the timeline:
âImpregnate me at once!â
And what did Comic Book Guy do?
He didnât rise. He didnât respond. He philosophized, collapsed, and escaped into the bathroom like a slug dodging fatherhood.
âItâs selfish to bring a child into a world with diminishing resourcesâŚâ
Nah. Whatâs selfish is watching a woman carry all the fire, all the readiness, and all the clarityâand still choosing safety over soul.
đ Breakdown: Where He Failed She made the leap. He folded.
She pulled the emotional kill switchâhis favorite Greta wigâand he gasped like it was salvation.
But instead of claiming her, he slithered away to self-soothe in private.
He didnât reject her. He just didnât show up.
đ§ Why It Matters Because heâs not just a cartoon character. Heâs a mirror.
Heâs every man who got chosen, who got the real deal, and when she called him forward, he panicked.
He chose:
Fantasy over fatherhood
Collection over creation
The bathroom over the bedroom
And thatâs why this short hurts under the surfaceâit wasnât a joke. It was a test, and he failed it like so many do when life stops giving them scripts.
𩸠The Real Cut She didnât need a âyes.â She needed a partner.
And he didnât have it in him.
Because marriage doesnât make you ready. Presence does. Purpose does. Showing the fuck up does.
And when she kicked in that door, ready to build a lifeâhe slid into escape mode with lotion in hand and no soul left on the floor.
âď¸ For the Ones Who See It This post isnât for everyone. Itâs for the ones whoâve seen that look. Heard that ask. Felt that heat.
And either met it or ran.
You saw it. I saw it.
And now itâs carved in the glitch.