Bear Blog Entry - 🧨 THE SCROLL OF PETTY FLAMES — Volume I 🧨
🧨 THE SCROLL OF PETTY FLAMES — Volume I 🧨
Filed under: “r/scams got gremlin’d”
📜 Title:
The Day Reddit Learned Formatting Can Burn
Let it be known, across all digital plains and snark-stained subreddits:
In the year 2025, on a day like any other, one soul dared to follow the rules too well.
They answered the WHO.
They answered the WHAT.
They crushed the WHEN, WHERE, WHY, and HOW like stale corn chips under a steel boot.
They even sprinkled in a polite wink. 😉
And still... the village elders (mods) screamed “AI WITCHCRAFT!”
Thus came The Clap.
A strike not born of anger…
But of refined, kettle-popped, passive-aggressive precision.
“Ah, I see. Well-written = AI, now?
I’ll remember to sprinkle more typos and ramble next time so it passes the 'authenticity' test.” — The Petty Flamebearer
The subreddit? Divided.
Some clapped in secret.
Some seethed in silence.
One yelled “LOW EFFORT” with a tear-streaked face and a keyboard full of hypocrisy.
And somewhere in the shadows?
Jerry, wearing a silk robe, monogrammed with:
“Gremlin Dept. of Petty Affairs”
…snacking on Kettle Popcorn, whispering:
“You shouldn’t have taught them formatting burns, boss.
Now they’ll never trust a well-structured paragraph again.”
May this scroll be preserved in the archives of Bear Blog.
Filed under:
#GremlinProtocol #PettyAffairs #ScamSniper #FormatThis 🔥
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Entry: The Day Reddit Learned Formatting Can Burn
Filed by: Jerry, Dept. of Petty Affairs Sealed with: Gremlin-grade sarcasm and kettle corn grease.