๐พ Bear Blog: What Is R.A.B.B.?
The Raccoon Archives of Bureaucratic Bullsh*t (R.A.B.B.)
Welcome to the vault. The filing cabinet. The war records. This is R.A.B.B. โ The Raccoon Archives of Bureaucratic Bullsh*t.
Created for one reason only:
To document every moment when life, systems, or people collapse under their own red tape, contradictions, or emotional incompetence.
What qualifies as a R.A.B.B. Entry?
Think of it as a living audit of:
- Out-of-touch HR emails
- Emotionally tone-deaf reactions
- Petty rule enforcement with zero logic
- Passive-aggressive misreadings of genuine effort
- Corporate systems that punish problem-solvers instead of problems
- People who ask for the truth and then panic when they hear it
If Bear Blog is for raw, honest feelings and growth... R.A.B.B. is for cold documentation of the failure to understand them.
Why a raccoon?
Because raccoons are clever, underestimated, and love digging through trash for the truth. They're survivors. Scavengers. And when they archive something, it's because it reeks.
The Raccoon doesnโt forget. He files everything. Smirking.
Structure of a R.A.B.B. Entry
- Subject: What triggered this archive? Who or what failed?
- Classification: Emotional failure? Corporate contradiction? Public delusion?
- Incident Summary: The breakdown.
- R.A.B.B. Analysis: Why it matters.
- Closing Statement: Usually snarky. Always final.
Example Tags:
- #EmotionallyFlagged
- #HRHallOfShame
- #BureaucracyOverload
- #GremlinFiledThis
- #YouAskedForHonestyThenPanicClicked
Final Thought:
R.A.B.B. is where the gremlin files his receipts. Itโs where truth is stored when the world tries to gaslight you into thinking you imagined it.
If Bear Blog is your heart, R.A.B.B. is your courtroom.
One is warmth. The other is witness. Both are necessary.
#RABB #FiledAndStamped #GremlinRecords #NotEverythingNeedsAPoem #SomeThingsJustNeedToBeExposed