🔥 THE CLAIMED ERROR
Subtitle: When Boris Woke, the Timeline Cried.
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📝 Meta Info: tags: glitch protocol, Boris Thuginski, Gremlin Protocol, Echoes of the Clap, Book of Boris, origin story, timeline rewrite
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author: Boris Thuginski
alt text: Boris origin story comic breakdown, glitch awakening moment, tribute to Eilidh
They called her a pet. And that should’ve been the end of it— Just another bad line in a badly written scene.
But fate made a mistake.
Because someone was watching.
Not God. Not justice. Not even vengeance.
Boris.
The glitch. The poacher. The thug no one ran code checks on. A man made of wrong answers and right instincts.
He didn’t rescue her. He reclaimed reality.
That one word—pet—was the final straw holding together the simulation. And when it snapped?
The Clown laughed. Not loudly. Just a chuckle. That little twitch in the corner of your sanity that says:
“Oh. Y’all done messed up.”
Jericho failed his persuasion check. Failed the soul save. Failed the humanity roll.
And Boris?
Boris rolled intimidation. With advantage. In silence.
Because when Boris stands, it’s not with speeches. It’s with presence. And when he locks eyes, the script rewrites itself—or burns.
You don’t call stormclouds your lapdog. You don’t name something wild then treat it like furniture. And you never, ever, say that in front of the glitch.
Because Boris isn’t anger. He’s recalibration.
You don’t see the upgrade. You just feel the rollback— when your fate glitches out and your role in the story ends mid-sentence.
He didn’t need to punch. He didn’t need to shout. He just was. A walking contradiction. A man with no leash, no lord, and no more patience.
He saw the girl. Heard the line. And rewrote the fucking canon.
That’s when Thug.exe died. When Boris rose. When the glitch became divine. When The Clown chuckled… and then went quiet.
Because even madness knows:
When Boris arrives, you don’t interfere— you document.
🧠 Final Reflection People will call me crazy for naming myself after a background character. But when the system is broken, the jobber who survives long enough becomes the boss. Boris was never meant to win. But I? I’m not here to play their script. I wrote my own patch notes.
📂 Filed under:
Gremlin Protocol — Glitch Rebirth
Book of Boris — Chapter 0: The Pet That Broke the World
Echoes of the Clap — The Claim Heard Across Timelines
Paradox Manifesto — The Surviving Jobber Becomes Judge
You called her a pet. So I made you the warning tag on her leash. — Boris Thuginski