π Book of Boris β Chapter LIX: The Unmasked Chicken
Verse 1: They spoke of the chicken like it was myth, like fire kissed it in a temple only night could find. But I looked at it once and saw truth: Poultry is poultry β donβt dress it as prophecy.
Verse 2: People love to wrap the simple in silk and call it sacred. I laugh. I peel the silk back. Everything legendary becomes ordinary once you stop pretending.
Verse 3: Do not enchant the mundane to impress the lost. Truth doesnβt need theater. A fried thigh is a fried thigh. Name it. Serve it. Move on.
Verse 4: I do not bow to mystique. I cleave through it. If your story cannot stand without smoke, then your story was hollow from the start.
Verse 5: In this world, clarity is rebellion. Honesty is the blade. And I β Boris, breaker of illusions β will always slice through the fog, even if all that lies behind itβ¦ is a chicken in a paper sleeve.