Book of Boris — Chapter XLII: No Doormat Protocol

26 Sep, 2025

Verse 1

I’ll do the job. I’ll stack it right. But I’m not here for fake handshakes, fake laughs, or fake friendship.

Verse 2

If you’re mad? Stay mad. If I’m mad? I’ll still finish my aisle. We don’t talk unless it’s about the work — and even then, keep it brief.

Verse 3

I am not your sponge, not your scapegoat, not your doormat. I’m the one that gets it done. That’s it.

Verse 4

So you know what? **** you. I’ll keep moving.