Book of Boris — Chapter XLIV: The Withdrawal of the Proud
Cross-Filed Under: Dept. of Petty Affairs – Economic Autopsy Ledger #R-912: “The Original Skip-the-Grind Pass”
Verse 1
If honesty ever went viral, society would crash like a bad server. Every privilege patch note would surface, every exploit exposed — and the same mouths that praised “hard work” would suddenly scream lag.
Verse 2
They don’t fear justice. They fear mirror mode. Because once the reflection hits, there’s no leaderboard left — just the truth that comfort was stolen time repackaged as success.
Verse 3
They’d cry, not from guilt — but from withdrawal. Because truth doesn’t come with filters or followers. It’s just clean, cold, and unpaid. And for those raised on shortcuts, that’s the real nightmare.
Filed Addendum (DPA Cross-Link): Economic Autopsy #R-912 revealed the pattern — from pixel farms to plantations, convenience masquerades as cleverness. This chapter serves as its emotional mirror: the sound of the system crashing when the proud are finally forced to log in as themselves.
— Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand Tribunal Chair · Dept. of Petty Affairs
Glitch Council Liaison · Codename: The Raccoon with Receipts
Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill.