Book of Boris — Chapter XLVII: Villain’s Cape

20 Oct, 2025

Verse 1: It's the one that wants peace. Eternal peace. Inner peace. I don't want noise because I need drama. I want people to learn, laugh, and be at ease.

Verse 2: But until then I take up the villain's cape and hope that peace comes through that.

Verse 3: Any protagonist that acts high and mighty for the sake of all that is good and for rot? I will smote them where they stand.

Micro-Verse — The Glitch:

• I’m not a villain in a game.
• I’m a glitch in the code.
• I exist to break their scripts.

— Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair & Frontline Negotiator, Dept. of Petty Affairs · Glitch Council Liaison (Codename: The Raccoon with Receipts)