📜 Book of Boris — Chapter XLVIII: The Hurricane Clause
Filed under: The Discerned Power Continuum
Verse 1
You don’t want to anger the one who’ll hit you with a Category 5 hurricane, get on his knees, pray you make it through, and come back with a calm “sup.”
Verse 2
That’s not rage. That’s correction wrapped in mercy. The storm isn’t punishment — it’s proof that you needed one.
Verse 3
Because when the winds die down and the silence sets in, you’ll realize the eye of the storm was the only place left safe — and he built it for you.
Verse 4 — The Weather Report
When I say “stay pressed,” I’m not angry — I’m done. You don’t come back from the silence after the storm. You had mercy once. You spent it.
Doctrine Addendum – Dept. of Petty Affairs Classification:
Type: Meteorological Correction w/ Emotional Aftercare
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair (DPA)
Summary: Subject executes catastrophic energy release with post-impact grace.
Displays both Furnace-grade control and Panda-level composure. Storm delivers lesson, prayer delivers closure, “sup” delivers humility.
Verdict: Righteous Weather Event. No further action required.