Book of Boris — Rat Empire Elegy: The Wall of Fallen Rats
Verse 1: They came with promise. Screens bright, carriers locked, specs whispered like legends. But when the grind started, they cracked, froze, drowned, or died in silence.
Verse 2: No rage. No tears. Just a bullet behind the screen, a smile at the trigger, and a salute: “Do your job better in the afterlife.”
Verse 3: Because the Empire isn’t built on hope. It’s built on rats that survive. Those who fold feed the lesson. Those who endure feed the vault.
Verse 4: Bless Your Heart smokes its cigar on the pile. The Graveyard grows. Kajira lights another match and keeps the Empire moving.
⚰️ Rat Empire Graveyard Roll
A02 — Squeeker 1.0 First rat. Too fragile. Put down mercifully.
A52 — Main Pride Refused to charge. Sent to the riverbed — sleeps with the fishes.
Moto G Burner Logged in, crashed out, died a legend. Short but fierce.
Nokia C210 — Trash-tier Couldn’t carry weight. Benched forever. A dud in the empire.
Nokia C300 — Trash Rat Fast in hand, useless in grind. Too weak to join the ranks.
Tracefone (Temp Replacement) Placeholder only. Never rat-certified. A ghost entry.
⚡ Active Enforcer
TCL 40 Claro — “Bless Your Heart” Still grinding. 32m strong. Smokes Fabre cigars while others cry famine.
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