🎵 Bullshit R Us™ — Haus Morgenrot Remix (Bonus Post)
I don’t wanna grow up…
I’m a Bullshit R Us kid…
There’s a million hallway side quests
that I can deal with…
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From snack law fights…
to bathroom rights…
to residents escaping structure at night…
I don’t wanna grow up…
because if I did…
I couldn’t be a front lobby cryptid kid…
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More games!
More forms!
More walkies to forget upstairs!
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Late trays!
Headcounts!
And SODs communicating through psychic riddles!
Bullshit R Us kids…
live in a world of contradiction and snacks…
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Meanwhile exhausted raccoon mascot standing outside Haus Morgenrot in full uniform like:
“Come on down to Bullshit R Us,
where the rules are made up,
the residents split staff professionally,
and the vending machine WILL eat your chips.”
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