Council Chronicle: The Tongueblade (Book of Boris — Chapter XLII)
Verses:
Not every fight is swung with fists. Some wars are won with words so sharp they don’t echo— they scar.
Freedom of speech isn’t a license to babble. It’s a blade. And a blade carried without skill is just noise begging to be broken.
Talk is a beautiful weapon. Used right, it breaks a man long before the body ever falls.
Council Margins
🐾 Mrs. Catford:
“Polite precision. Scar the pride, not the flesh—cleaner, longer-lasting.”
🐾 Mr. Catford:
“Or just knock the cans down and watch them stumble in their own noise.”
🎭 The Clown:
“HA! They think words are soft until one syllable carves deeper than steel. I laugh, because by the time they notice—they’ve already lost.”
🦝 Jerry the Ankle Biter:
“Talk ain’t just words, it’s ordinance. I’ll load a phrase, lob it under their ego, and let it detonate. Don’t need fists when the fallout’s psychological.”
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