Council Log — Dept. of Petty Affairs Interim Report #002
- Filed under: Rat Empire Continuity / Kajira Phase II
Subject: Kajira, Huntmother of the Sovereign
Status: Lv. 66 · Stable Forge Operations · Awaiting Hurricane Acquisition
Filed By: The Dept. of Petty Affairs
(Jerry “Ankle Biter” Silverhand presiding, with Mr. & Mrs. Catford on claws)
Statement of Record
“The Huntmother stands ready, but the market’s acting cute again.” — Jerry, filing at 3 a.m., cheese crumbs on the ledger
The Council convened after observing Kajira’s current plateau. No breakdowns. No burnout. Just a blacksmith sharpening patience.
The Bait Price Rule is now officially invoked:
If the deal smells too sweet, it’s poisoned. If it disappears the next day, it wasn’t yours anyway.
Until the Hurricane Fury is bought and bound, no new chapter will be forged. Level 70 doesn’t move the clock — possession does.
Council Notes
Jerry Silverhand:
“You don’t chase price tags. You bait them back. Rat Empire 101.”
Mrs. Catford:
“Graceful restraint is still a weapon. Besides, I enjoy watching sellers squirm.”
Mr. Catford:
“If it ain’t in the cart, it ain’t canon.”
Consensus: Stand down. Keep the forge hot, pockets tighter, and buyers nervous.
Directive
Phase III (The Hurricane Phase) will only activate upon verified Hurricane Fury acquisition. When that blade hits Kajira’s hands, the Council will reconvene and the furnace will roar again.
Until then:
Observe. Hoard. Bite when ready.
Panda Prime Aside — “Stillness Before Impact”
Even the storm rests before it strikes. Even the forge waits before it burns. Patience is not weakness — it’s timing with teeth.
Related Entries
- Kajira’s Stat Doctrine — The Huntmother’s Path
- The Huntmother’s Enchantment Path
- Rat Empire Doctrine Addendum — The Bait Price Rule
Filed & Sealed
Filed and sealed by Order of the Dept. of Petty Affairs Approved by the Glitch Council Rat Empire Division — Cycle LXVI Panda Overwatch: Active
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