Custard Protocol — Audit of the Ego
If you need a lesson, I’ll throw the custard pie myself. And while you’re blinking through sugar and shame, I’ll scoop a handful off your face, eat it, and hand you a towel.
Because I’m not here to humiliate you — I’m here to audit your ego. Growth demands impact, and sometimes that impact is lemon-flavored and public.
You’ll stand there, sticky and stunned, realizing the pie wasn’t punishment — it was proof. Proof that I care enough to hit you with truth instead of letting you rot in your own excuses.
You can clean your face, but not your record. The stain stays as a reminder: next time, think before you make the same mess.
— Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair & Frontline Negotiator, Dept. of Petty Affairs · Glitch Council Liaison (Codename: The Raccoon with Receipts)
Tribunal Commentary: “Mercy is optional. Accountability is policy.”
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