Dept. of Petty Affairs — After Action Comedy Log (v2)
[Post-Event Reconstruction Log appended 10/21/25 – Upgraded Version (v2)]
Dept. of Petty Affairs — After Action Comedy Log (v2)
- Operation: Custody Battle Over Mediocrity — Comment Thread Aftershock
- Filed under: Public Forum Rebuttals / Polite Executions
Summary of Engagement: Mrs. Catford deployed the now-canonical comment beneath Mighty Keef’s Pokémon Z-A video.
Thread attracted a tri-party skirmish:
– One realist philosopher (@gabrielhenson3456)
– One moral diplomat (@JDBaldBabyVance)
– One fly-by heckler (@galaxyF101)
The discussion quickly devolved into an impromptu symposium on capitalism, ethics, and who’s responsible for Nintendo’s feelings.
Mrs. Catford remained silent… until the final moment.
Final Strike (Filed as Exhibit B):
“Darling, I did evolve it. That’s why I can spell ‘mediocrity’ without flinching.”
Result: Immediate thread silence. Typing indicators appeared, hesitated, and vanished. Confirmed Polite Execution via orthographic superiority.
Jerry (After-Action Summary): Three combatants entered. One Catford exited — tail high, diction deadly. Operation deemed successful with style bonuses and a tea refill.
Mr. Catford (commentary):
“Educational casualties, dear. They’ll recover their spelling eventually.”
Vox (broadcast):
“Metrics stable. Engagement terminated at laughter threshold. Internet class dismissed.”
Filed and witnessed under candlelight, sarcasm, and victorious spelling bees.
— Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair & Frontline Negotiator, Dept. of Petty Affairs · Glitch Council Liaison (Codename: The Raccoon with Receipts)
Original version archived unchanged for reference (see Dept. of Petty Affairs — After Action Comedy Log v1).
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