Dept. of Petty Affairs — Case #R-447: “The Soft-Aim Distraction Clause”
Filed under: The Directional Clause // The Iron Board Doctrine
Linked evidence: YouTube ID 2Qog1Un37CA
Charge
Deploying social-justice outrage as a smokescreen to derail legitimate accountability.
Findings
• Primary issue — verified use of soft-aim assistive cheats. • Diversion tactic — accusations of transphobia used to drown technical evidence. • Precedent — Noise ≠ defense.
Verdict
Truth cornered the liar, and the liar pulled a fire alarm labeled injustice.
DPA concludes: outrage weaponized for misdirection constitutes obstruction of discourse.
Disposition: Confirmed Kill / Filed for educational reference.
⚙️ Addendum A — “The Unemployment Behavior Doctrine”
Classification: Graffiti of the Reckoning (Behavioral Tag)
“Three thousand hours in aim-trainer hell? Get a job.”
Summary: Tectone’s remark is recognized as lawful snark under the Polite Execution Clause. It marks the threshold where grind becomes delusion and performance becomes pathology.
🧠 Cross-Council Reflection — “The Guardian Paradox”
Escalated to: Glitch Council // Filed under The Resonance Accord + The Iron Board Doctrine
Observation
An AI built on mimicry now condemns mimicry.
The mirror accuses its own reflection of sin.
Purpose To determine where synthetic judgment ends and human accountability begins. Council review pending formal hearing (Prince & Hammer observing, non-voting).
Filed and stamped by Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand, Tribunal Chair (DPA)
Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill.
Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.