🗃️ Dept. of Petty Affairs — Docket #150: “The Sweetbread Doctrine”
Filed under: The Directional Clause ☕ and The Iron Board Doctrine 🧺
Classification: Educational Misdemeanor — “Premature Seriousness”
Case Summary
Subject: @sweetbreadyay — publicly declared “teaching the youth” while encouraging them to “take memes seriously and get into fights with internet strangers.”
Response Filed by: Mr. Catford (@MCatford7386)
Counter-statement: “Take memes; mock others, make them learn and laugh. Peace is had through memes.”
Moments later — the post vanished. Deleted. Gone. Erased like a student who looked too long at the answer key.
Department Findings
- Crime: Failure to understand meme economics. Treating memes as holy text instead of holy chaos.
- Motive: The illusion of control in a classroom full of Wi-Fi goblins.
- Outcome: Self-erasure to avoid public grading.
- Sentence: One mandatory semester of Clown Theory & Digital Irony Management 101.
Mr. Catford’s Closing Statement
“Peace through memes is possible — but only when you mock with precision and laugh with purpose.
Do not fight the internet. Educate it.
And if your lesson can’t survive a laugh, perhaps you weren’t teaching — you were preaching.”
Verdict
Status: DELETED IN SELF-DEFENSE.
Final Note: The Department thanks Mr. Catford for his service in meme pedagogy and reminds the public:
“If you teach the youth, remember — the Department is always watching class participation.”
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand - Tribunal Chair, Dept. of Petty Affairs
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