🗃️ Dept. of Petty Affairs — Docket #150: The Sweetbread Doctrine
Addendum B: The Final Toast Clause
To Pumpkin Pie — may your memes stay spicy, your debates stay endless, and your notifications forever light up like Christmas lights. I’ll be over here, barking in my own house, laughing at the echo, not the argument.
Filed with warmth, not war — the Department’s way of saying “lesson delivered, peace maintained.”
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Status: Ledger closed.
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand, Tribunal Chair.
Classification: Comedic Closure / Educational Afterglow.