🗒️ Dept. of Petty Affairs Docket — “The Patience Prayer Clause
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair
Filed against: Fate (repeat offender, serial inconvenience)
Summary: Fate once again decided to test the Boss’s patience. First by sending the bus early, then by letting it drive off in full view. When that didn’t get a rise, she doubled down with “surprise schedule roulette.”
Boss responded by adding an hour to the timecard — not in defeat, but in spite. Because when you move on purpose, the universe loses control of the tempo.
Observations:
Fate keeps confusing patience with permission.
Boss keeps proving that calm defiance is the sharpest blade.
Every missed bus is a sermon on discipline.
Doctrine Addendum — The Patience Prayer Clause
“When Fate tests me, I clock in early. When time betrays me, I move the schedule. When chaos thinks I’ll break, I yawn.”
That’s not surrender. That’s rhythm management.
Filed and stamped by Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair (DPA)
Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill.
Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.
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