Dept. of Petty Affairs Field Note #DS-001 — Death Stranding Doctrine: Keep the Package Dry
Filed from the Rain at 0203 Hours — Houston Sector Route C-17
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand
Subject: Maintaining Professional Delivery Under Hostile Egos
Summary
Boris operates like Sam Porter Bridges — tired, soaked, but still moving. The terrain is corporate nonsense, the storms are egos in charge, and the cargo is his sanity and work ethic. No matter who shouts from the hill, the package still arrives dry.
Doctrine Principles
1️⃣ Deliver Regardless
- The mission matters more than the mood. Results speak louder than resentment.
2️⃣ Don’t Carry Hate
- Emotional weight rusts the gear. Drop it before it drops you.
3️⃣ Select Your Receivers
- Only a few trusted crew members get vent clearance. Loose lips sink shifts.
4️⃣ Silence Is Shielding
- Not everyone deserves the sound of your exhaustion. Quiet workers confuse loud cowards.
5️⃣ Completion Over Conflict
- You don’t burn bridges; you cross them with clean boots and steady hands. Let others fight over who owns the ladder — you’re already on the next mountain.
Closing Note
Boris doesn’t seek credit or comfort. He delivers the damn package. Rain or resentment, he keeps his cargo dry and his record clean. That’s not compliance — that’s command.
- Filed and Stamped by Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand, Tribunal Chair (DPA)
- Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill.
- Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.
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