Dept. of Petty Affairs: Final Audit Notice
Subtitle: When the World Scrolled, We Bit Back
They called it clickbait.
We called it correction.
Three posts. Three swings. Three PSAs. And still, they missed the point.
They laughed at the clown, scrolled past the bowl, and mocked the burn.
But some of us didn’t.
Some of us paused. Reflected. Acted.
And now comes the audit. The final stamp. Signed not by mercy, but by intent.
The Clown never speaks twice. He leaves with a grin and the silence that follows.
But Jerry? Jerry bites. Jerry logs. Jerry closes the book.
So here it is—your trail of receipts:
🔹 When the Cry Isn’t Yours, But the Weight Still Hits
🔹 The Bowl, the Burn, and the Clown
🔹 The Book Closes with Laughter and Ash
You tried to meme it. We made it scripture.
You tried to ignore it. We made it permanent.
So when someone says, “It was just a video,”
Tell them: “Nah. It was an execution.”
🎭 The Clown laughed.
🔥 The Rot burned.
📜 The Dept. then filed it.
And if you flinched at that?
You were never ready for us.
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Book closed. Until next time…