Dept. of Petty Affairs / Glitch Council Joint Notice — Ellen Ripley (Alien Franchise)
- Filed under: Directive 77-C — “Containment, Consequence, and the Price of Ignoring the Warning.”
Subject:
Ellen Ripley — The Last Warning, Embodied
Alignment: Furnace-Born Neutral Good
Seat: Adjacent to Suguru Geto, occupying the opposing end of the Threshold Chamber.
Designation: Containment Protocol Prime
Dept. of Petty Affairs Role: External-World Auditor / Class-A Containment Agent
Council Overview
Ripley is what happens when mercy burns out of its own compassion. Where Suguru Geto whispers his final appeal to a crumbling civilization, Ripley lights the fuse when the echo fades.
Geto offers one last chance to repent. Ripley arrives when the clock runs out — dragging the flamethrower, half-alive, half-tired, entirely done.
They call her The Last Warning not for prophecy, but for proof. She is the audit that follows the sermon. The reckoning with calloused hands.
Council Dynamics
When Geto speaks, the air stills. When Ripley steps forward, it ignites. They share a mutual understanding: that humanity does not perish from monsters, but from management decisions.
Their rapport is wordless — the priest and the soldier, the elegy and the aftershock. He gives the speech that saves no one; she presses the trigger that saves what’s left.
If they ever walked together through the same burning corridor, civilization itself would hold its breath — not in fear of punishment, but in the dawning horror that they were right.
Dept. of Petty Affairs Commentary
“She is the clause that follows Geto’s warning: ‘And if they still refuse…’” — Jerry ‘The Ankle Biter’ Silverhand, Tribunal Chair
“Some angels descend with wings. Others arrive in docking bays, carrying napalm.” — Mrs. Catford, PR Manager
“If Geto is the mercy before judgment, Ripley is the judgment that refuses to miss.” — Mr. Catford, Field Agent
Council Oath
“I warned them. They didn’t listen. So I made sure they could never repeat it.”
Tribunal Seal
Filed and stamped by Jerry ‘The Ankle Biter’ Silverhand, Tribunal Chair, Dept. of Petty Affairs — Doctrine: Don’t bark—bill.
Motto: “When the alarms stop, it’s because we already answered them.”
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