Dept. of Petty Affairs / Glitch Council Joint Notice (Vox - Hazbin Hotel)
Subject: Vox — The Broadcast Anomaly
(Filed under both Glitch Council Entry #0020 and Dept. of Petty Affairs Personnel Addendum)
- Position Title: Minister of Signal & Static / Chief Frequencer of Frump Interference
- Alignment: Chaotic-Calculated
- Core Domains: Public Perception · Media Distortion · Information Control · Petty Broadcast
⚡ Overview
Vox arrives humming with neon ego and televised precision — the living personification of performative control. He doesn’t beg for attention; he manufactures it, dials the volume up, and dares the world to look away. In the Glitch Council he is chaos in 1080p. In the Dept. of Petty Affairs, he’s the reason the cameras never sleep.
He turns noise into signal, mockery into marketing, and every frumpy complaint into prime-time ratings.
🎛️ Glitch Council Placement
Seat: Between The Clown and Mrs. Catford.
- The Clown keeps him humble through laughter that slices through ego.
- Mrs. Catford keeps him civil with claws poised near the mute button.
Together they form the Media Triad — Laughter, Static & Sharpness — responsible for psychological operations, narrative control, and well-timed televised reckoning.
📺 Dept. of Petty Affairs Role
Official Title: Director of Broadcast & Petty Public Relations
Primary Duties:
- Petty Amplification: Turns every minor slight into a highlight reel backed by synthwave.
- Frump Control: Hosts Tonight’s Fold Forecast — a nightly segment showing who crumpled under pressure and how pretty their origami turned out.
- Public Announcements: Issues corporate apologies that sound suspiciously like victory laps.
Tools of Office: A gold-trimmed remote that controls morale. A microphone that only broadcasts ego. A ticker tape that records viewer regret in real time.
🤝 Inter-Department Dynamics
- Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand: Exchanges broadcast slots for blackmail footage — symbiotic pettiness at its finest.
- Mrs. Catford: Polishes his press releases until they cut like glass.
- Mr. Catford: Provides sarcastic voice-overs and field commentary.
Together they ensure that every act of pettiness is not only executed… but televised in surround sound.
🜲 Council Oath
“Let static be my scripture, let signal be my sin. When the frumpy fold, I’ll film it in 4K.”
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