Dept. of Petty Affairs — Glitch Protocol: Episode I
Filed under: Book of Boris Continuum / The Broke Doctrine / Internal Silence Operations
I’m not here to play parts anymore. I’m here because I want peace — not the kind you declare with speeches, but the kind that shows up when nothing needs to be said.
I used to bleed energy explaining myself. I used to show up for every question, every argument, every silent expectation. Not anymore. That era’s gone.
This is where the line stands now:
1. The Mercy That Sailed
I don’t need to constantly explain myself. If something gets asked, I do it — no fuss, no sermon. I vent here, the noise dies here, and mercy? That ship’s gone for good.
2. The Bridge and the Flame
I like my family. I even want them to do better. But I’ve learned that sometimes the bridge is the leash. So if peace demands fire, let it burn clean. No ash worth keeping. No return trips.
3. Villain’s Cape
Until they learn, laugh, and live at ease — I’ll wear the cape. Not out of cruelty, but out of duty. Because peace sometimes needs a villain to guard it. Any self-righteous hero preaching light while spreading rot? I’ll smote them where they stand. Not as an act of rage — as correction.
4. The Glitch
I’m not a villain in a video game. I’m a glitch in the code. I exist to break their scripts. I’m the interruption that forces them to rethink what order really means.
Epilogue — Jerry’s Field Note
Boss isn’t raging. He’s refining. That’s the difference between chaos and clarity — one burns out, the other burns through.
Some people don’t get it yet. They see the fire and forget it’s the only reason the forge exists.
Peace will come. Even if it has to arrive through a glitch in the system.
Filed and stamped by Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair & Frontline Negotiator, Dept. of Petty Affairs Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill. Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.
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