Dept. of Petty Affairs — Handbook Addendum v0.2
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The Directional Clause (Revised)
We do not make sport of the small or the struggling. Our aim is surgical: punch up — through hypocrisy, ego, or unchecked power — and land it with style. Snark without purpose is noise. Snark with direction is justice.
That said: when someone genuinely deserves the dirt—when they’ve weaponized weakness, prostituted pity, or turned cruelty into a performance—we will punch down only as accountability demands, never for cheap laughs. Keep it goofy. Keep it sharp. Keep it just.
— Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair & Frontline Negotiator, Dept. of Petty Affairs
Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill.
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