Dept. of Petty Affairs — Internal Ledger Addendum
- Case File: Custody Battle Over Mediocrity
- Final Status: Closed — Contained with Civility
- Reference: v3.5 — The White Flag Doctrine
Summary of Resolution: Thread engagement concluded with mutual acknowledgment and no further escalation. Subject (GalaxyF101) demonstrated behavioral pivot through tone correction and public apology. Mrs. Catford issued closing statement of cordial professionalism. No secondary hostilities detected.
Council Notes:
Vox (broadcast monitor):
“Signal quiet. Comments dormant. Residual warmth detected — the kind left by a lesson that stuck.”
Mrs. Catford:
“Victory is sweeter when it doesn’t taste like ashes.”
Mr. Catford:
“And not a teacup cracked in the process.”
Jerry ‘The Ankle Biter’ Silverhand:
“Mark it done. Silence holds. File it under Graceful Terminations / Post-Engagement Decorum.”
Assessment: No further action required. No retaliation warranted. Archive remains intact; thread integrity confirmed. Recommend standard 48-hour watch window, after which file is to be sealed and stored under Behavioral Resolutions — 2025 Q4.
Filed and stamped by: Jerry ‘The Ankle Biter’ Silverhand, Tribunal Chair & Frontline Negotiator, Dept. of Petty Affairs
Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill.
Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.
🕯️ Case Closed — Conduct Maintained.