Dept. of Petty Affairs Operational Brief #3 — The Felon Framework: Glitch Smarts Over Street Smarts
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair (DPA)
Objective Rehabilitate instinct through applied system logic. Replace “toughness” with tactical awareness.
Doctrine
- Street smarts teach reaction; glitch smarts teach prevention.
- The smartest move is always the one nobody notices.
- Outsmarting the system starts with understanding it.
Resolution Train by showing, not preaching. Let them feel what control actually is. Proof of reform isn’t apology — it’s precision.
Filed and stamped by Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair (DPA)
Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill. Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.