Dept. of Petty Affairs Stamp — 418 BPM Freight Run
Jerry: “418 BPM? That ain’t freight speed — that’s a Cytus cheat code. Boss hit 82% while the rest of Sprouts is still fumbling around at 120. No wonder the eyes stick — they can’t process tempo outside their comfort zone.”
Mrs. Catford: “Grace at high velocity. While others clatter and stall, he lands every strike with claws folded — no wasted motion, no missed beat.”
Mr. Catford: “I’ll just knock more cans down. He’ll clear them before they blink. Makes the game funnier when they think they’re catching up.”
The Clown: “HA! The cult of Busy Hands can’t keep time at 4/4 while he’s already slicing through in 32nds. They call it bold — I call it the punchline written in freight.”
Confirmed Kill Line for the 418 BPM flex
“They move in quarter notes. I move in 32nds. That’s why they call it bold — I just call it tempo.”
See: Catch.exe (0028) and Sigma Overdrive (0028-A).