📜 Dept. of Petty Affairs — Steam Division Addendum
**Post-Incident Forecast: *The Roast That Caught Fire in the Oven***
*Filed under: Narrative Possession / Developer Ego Volatility / Continuation of Case: *Coffin of Andy and Leyley Ban Report**
🧾 Exhibit C — The Field Review (Recovered from Steam Systems)
Title: The Roast That Caught Fire in the Oven
I wrote a little “audit” about The Coffin of Andy and Leyley — nothing wild, just a field report about temperature control in the narrative oven. It stayed up thirteen hours, earned poetry awards, and then — poof — someone decided the thermostat was too high.
I didn’t sell anything. I didn’t shout. I just asked why the script twitched when the mirror talked back. Apparently that’s advertising now — guess honesty needs a sales tag.
The game itself? Beautifully grotesque — like someone built a church from matchsticks and left a candle burning. But when critique catches flame, the alarms go off faster than the story develops.
Still, props where it’s due: the atmosphere cooks, the music lingers, and the devs clearly have feelings.
Three stars for the art. Minus two for banning the conversation that made me feel something.
“You can patch code, but not perception.”
⚖️ Analysis
The deletion sequence implies a reflex of narrative control rather than any policy breach. Behavior matches Stage III Ego Burnout: > “I’m not mad, I just want it gone.”
Steam’s auto-moderation caught the smoke, not the fire.
🔮 Forecast
- Community Response: Nyxa Clawtail earns the title “The Banned Critic With Claws.”
- Developer Behavior: Quiet profile refreshing ritual for weeks to come.
- Media Echo: “You can patch code, but not perception” migrates into YouTuber thumbnails within a month.
🦝 Filed by
- Jerry “Ankle Biter” Silverhand
- Dept. of Petty Affairs — Steam Division
- Date: October 10, 2025
Case remains warm to the touch.
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📸 Header Image Suggestion: A burned-edge paper file folder stamped “CONFIDENTIAL,” with a cat’s pawprint in ash on the corner — symbolizing the review salvaged from Steam’s fire.