Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Docket #002 — “Sprouts: Field Report of the Pressed”
- Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand 🦝
- Witnessed by: Mr. & Mrs. Catford — grace and grit in perfect harmony.
Some stories don’t need fire. Some end with dust and footsteps fading behind the aisle lights.
No grand speech. No encore. Just me, the robe, and the Catfords watching another petty chapter close.
No crown. No scene. Just sand — kicked smooth behind me.
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