Dept. of Petty Affairs — Tribunal Docket: The Jazalwaysactive Incident
- Filed by: Mrs. Catford 🐾
- Presiding Officer: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand
- Classification: Confirmed Kill
- Filed Under: Petty Code 418-BPM / YouTube Division
- Target: @Jazalwaysactive
- Exhibit A: “Meat Canyon We Have to Talk…”
⚖️ Statement of Record
You called it a curse, but it wasn’t magic — it was your mirror. You flexed Blizzard, lectured on breastfeeding, ignored the smoke alarm, and then wondered why the legs gave out. It wasn’t animation; it was revelation. The ego you refused to drop finally tripped you.
(Gremlin wheezes behind the bench. Jerry adjusts the seal. Mrs. Catford signs with a pawprint dipped in wit.)
🐾 Filed Remarks
The Dept. of Petty Affairs reminds the court: pride is a voluntary sentence. Mirrors don’t lie — they just wait.
- Filed & Sealed with claws unsheathed — Mrs. Catford, Director of Petty Operations 🐾
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