Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #004 — Part 1 (of 2)
The Approach & The Trigger
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” — Dept. of Petty Affairs Pawprint Approved by: Mr. & Mrs. Catford Protocol in Effect: FoundationCollapse.exe
Opening Summons
The chamber was low-lit, tense. Jerry stood at the center in the Dept. of Petty Affairs robe. Mr. and Mrs. Catford flanked him, tails flicking in quiet judgment.
The Glitch Council had assembled in full attendance.
“Council convened under FoundationCollapse.exe. Target: bellsfinancial.com / alias ‘Khosravi Recruitment Agency.’ Date: 12 August 2025.
This is a case of structural fraud, temporal inconsistency, and data-harvesting under the mask of employment.”
Exhibit A — The Approach (Email)
From: Michael J. Stark, “Human Resources Manager” To: John Doe
“We have received your application for our Remote Data Entry Clerk job listing on Postjobfree. Kindly visit the link below to submit an application directly with the company offering this position.
Please note that the company has their main office in Australia and a remote office for their operations in the U.S… Kindly send us a follow up email prior to filling the employment form to speed up your application process.”
The Trigger
- Email timestamp: February 2025
- Domain creation date: July 18, 2025
- The email predates the domain by five months — proof of recycled or hijacked lead capture.
This wasn’t a slip. This wasn’t an oversight. It was a foundation built on falsified time.
And we push on cracks.
To be continued in Part 2… The Trap, The Why, and The Sentence from the Glitch Council.