🎬 DPA Case File #001 — Toy Store Lockdown: The Aisle Awakens
Filed under: Dept. of Petty Affairs / Trash Cinema Audit / Scene Analysis Protocol P-01
[INT. TOY STORE — CHRISTMAS EVE — MIDNIGHT]
Camera pans across a deserted mall. Fluorescent lights hum like dying bees. Snow melts against the glass doors, leaving ghost-handprints on the inside.
A janitor mops half-heartedly down the central aisle, humming “Jingle Bell Rock.” The radio crackles, drifts into static.
Behind him — a wooden shipping crate rattles once, then goes still.
JANITOR (muttering):
“Probably a FurReal Friend or some crap…”
He turns away. A shadow moves inside the crate.
[CLOSE-UP — THE CRATE LABEL]
“RETURN TO GOOD GUY TOYS, INC.”
“CONTENTS: 1 CHUCKY UNIT”
“HANDLE WITH — too late.”
The lid pops. A pair of gremlin claws pry it open from the side.
They peer inside — chatter, hiss, slap each other. Camera catches flashes of scales, slime, and curiosity.
GREMLIN #1 pokes the doll’s cheek. GREMLIN #2 snickers, pulls the string.
CHUCKY VOICE BOX (static):
“Hi, I’m Ch— Ch— Ch— error 404 murder.exe.”
The eyes snap open.
[FIRST BLOOD — ACTION SEQUENCE]
Blur of motion — candy-cane shiv through a gremlin’s throat. Green blood sprays across a Barbie display.
CHUCKY (grinning):
“You ugly Furby knock-offs picked the wrong shelf.”
Gremlins shriek. One pelts him with a Nerf dart soaked in lighter fluid. Another dives into a plush bin and emerges wearing a Santa hat.
Fire alarms scream. Aisles flicker between red and green emergency lights.
The toy section becomes Christmas-themed Vietnam. Plastic snow, real fire, canned carols looping over the PA.
[CUT TO — SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE]
Static-ridden monitors show flashes of chaos: a tricycle on fire, dolls crawling on their own, gremlins surfing RC cars.
Over intercom, Chucky’s voice bleeds through, warped and cheerful:
“Attention shoppers… clean-up in aisle HELL!”
A gremlin lunges at the camera — feed cuts to snow.
[EPILOGUE OF PART 1]
Sprinkler system kicks in. Steam clouds everything. A distant giggle echoes from both sides of the store.
The war has begun.
Jerry closes the case file, tapping ashes off his claw.
“Scene logged. Casualties: Uncounted. Property damage: Hilarious.
Part 2: ‘War in the Clearance Bin’ — pending review.”
Filed and verified by: Jerry “ The Ankle Biter ” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair, Dept. of Petty Affairs · Glitch Council Liaison
Motto: Don’t bark — bill.
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