🎬 DPA Case File #006 — The Shape and the Shadow: The Sewer That Stopped Laughing

19 Oct, 2025

Filed under: Dept. of Petty Affairs / Cross-Dimensional Horror Audit / Final Containment Order

[INT. DERRY SEWER — HALLOWEEN NIGHT, 3:33 A.M.]

Drip. Drip. Each drop echoes like the tick of a clock that’s decided to stop keeping time.

The tunnel glows faint red. Balloons cling to the ceiling, limp and deflating; paint flakes off the walls like peeling smiles.

In the center: Pennywise, slumped against a rusted pipe. His costume is soaked, colors bleeding into the water. He laughs weakly, each sound smaller than the last.

“You’re not real…”

The echo comes back deeper:

“You’re not real…”

Then—breathing.

The water ripples. A white mask drifts into view, its reflection gliding across the surface.

[THE CONFRONTATION]

PENNYWISE (whispers):

“Go on then… scare me…”

MYERS steps forward, knife lowered. He doesn’t run. He doesn’t look away.

The clown flickers through forms— child, corpse, mother, monster— but the mask doesn’t change, the pace doesn’t falter.

Every fear he throws hits nothing. He can’t taste terror, can’t smell panic. Only absence.

Pennywise’s grin finally cracks. He wheezes, half-pleading:

“Don’t you want to play?”

Myers tilts his head once, the blade glinting under the sewer light. Then he moves.

A clean strike. The sound of a balloon bursting underwater. No scream—just the echo of air leaving the world.

[AFTERMATH]

The sewer goes still. The water clears, showing only the mask’s reflection and a single red balloon rising, then popping against the ceiling.

Aboveground, Derry wakes to quiet. No fog. No laughter. Pumpkins uncarved, porch lights dead. Halloween cancelled itself.

[DPA POST-ACTION REPORT]

“Entity IT neutralized. Residual psychic static dissipated within six hours. Subject ‘The Shape’ exited Derry limits at dawn; destination unknown. Emotional resonance scan: zero. Recommendation: never send clowns after voids.”

— Jerry ‘The Ankle Biter’ Silverhand · Tribunal Chair, Dept. of Petty Affairs

[EPILOGUE – CAMERA POV, NIGHT]

A handheld shot from inside the sewer. The mask glints once in the dark. Two breaths. Fade to black.

Then—faintly— a single, dry chuckle. Could be Pennywise. Could be the wind. Could be the mask smiling.

Filed and witnessed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair, Dept. of Petty Affairs · Glitch Council Liaison

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