🎬 Glitch Council — *The Boondocks Clause: Episode II
“The Orientation That Went Horribly, Predictably Wrong”
The elevator doors slide open with a chime that sounds way too cheerful for what’s about to happen.
Huey steps out cautiously.
Riley steps out confidently.
Jerry waddles out like an HR rep who’s seen too much and is ready to see more.
SCENE 1 — The Briefing Room
The briefing room is massive: floating screens, holographic files, runes, gears, glass floors, floating chairs — like a tech startup run by villains.
At the center stands Silco, hands behind his back.
Silco:
“Welcome. This is your orientation. We will review protocol, structure, and operational—”
The lights flicker.
Jerry freezes.
Huey raises an eyebrow.
Riley whispers:
Riley:
“Ayyyo… who cut the lights?”
Silco:
“…This is normal.”
No it’s not.
A high-pitched giggle ripples up the walls like a glitch in reality.
The Clown is awake.
The lights stabilize.
Silco clears his throat like that didn’t just happen.
SCENE 2 — Training Module A (The Easy Part)
A hologram of a faceless intruder pops up.
Silco:
“This is a basic projection. Show me how you would neutralize—”
Riley punches it in the face.
Huey: “…It’s a hologram.”
Riley punches again.
The hologram blinks.
And dies.
Silco:
“…How?”
Huey:
“He hit the projector.”
Jerry:
“Raw talent.”
Silco sighs like someone with permanent custody of stress.
SCENE 3 — Loona & Jinx Tag In
Loona kicks the door open.
Jinx follows, dragging a crate labeled “DO NOT TOUCH (seriously)”.
Loona:
“Training’s boring. We’re taking over.”
Huey:
“No.”
Jinx:
“YES.”
The crate pops open by itself.
Huey: “Why is it ticking?”
Jinx: “Because it likes you!”
Huey backs away.
Riley steps closer.
The crate sprouts legs, runs at Riley full speed, and Riley screams:
Riley:
“AYYYOOO WHY IT GOT KNEES?!?”
Jerry sips tea, unfazed.
SCENE 4 — Vegeta Attempts “Supervision”
Vegeta enters with his arms crossed and his pride fully engaged.
Vegeta:
“Kakarot trained children younger than you two. Let’s see your potential.”
He tosses a weighted training orb at Riley.
Riley catches it.
For one second.
Then it pulls him across the room like a Looney Tunes gag and slams him into a wall.
Riley:
“…I’m suing.”
Vegeta:
“Hmph. Weakling.”
Huey examines the orb.
Huey:
“You set it to adult Saiyan difficulty.”
Vegeta:
“Tch. Fine.”
He sets it one notch lower.
The orb explodes.
Huey wipes dust off his shoulders. Riley is now twice as angry and twice as motivated.
SCENE 5 — Dawn Bellwether’s “Safety Presentation”
The lights dim.
A projector turns on.
Dawn Bellwether walks in holding a clipboard, smiling too softly.
Bellwether:
“Welcome, boys! Let’s talk about proper behavior in a hierarchical structure.”
Riley leans over to Huey:
Riley:
“She looks safe.”
Huey stares at Bellwether like he’s looking at a wolf dressed as a pillow.
Huey:
“She’s not.”
Bellwether clicks the remote.
Slide 1: “Uprisings That Failed: A Comprehensive Review” Slide 2: “How to Quietly Overthrow Power Structures” Slide 3: “Why You Should Never Trust Smiling Herbivores”
Riley stares.
Huey stares harder.
Bellwether smiles.
No one is comfortable.
SCENE 6 — The Clown “Interferes”
Halfway through the lesson…
The room temperature drops.
Every screen glitches static.
The lights flicker purple.
A single echoing laugh fills the room.
Not loud.
Not long.
Just one laugh.
Riley freezes.
Huey feels every survival instinct activate.
The Clown:
“Hello… boys…”
The lights go out for half a second.
When they come back, nothing has changed.
Except—
The crate from earlier is now sitting upright next to Riley again.
Still ticking.
Jinx waves.
Jinx:
“Oh yeah! Forgot to warn you. Clown likes to ‘tag’ stuff. You’re tagged now.”
Huey just mutters:
Huey:
“…Of course we are.”
SCENE 7 — Omni-Jeff’s Assessment
Omni-Jeff walks in with the slow, heavy footsteps of a man carved from responsibility and disappointment.
Omni-Jeff:
“Boys.”
Huey bows instantly.
Riley nods like a kid meeting a parole officer.
Jeff walks in silence, circles them once, looks them dead in the eyes, and says:
Omni-Jeff:
“…Try again.”
Then leaves.
The entire Council room goes silent.
Jerry places a paw on Riley’s shoulder like:
“Bruh… you just got spiritually audited.”
SCENE 8 — The “Final Test” (Not Official)
As Orientation wraps, Jafar glides in.
Graceful.
Elegant.
Dangerous.
Jafar:
“To complete orientation… fetch for me the Eye of the Forgotten Vault. Simple test. Don’t die.”
Bellwether whispers to Huey:
Bellwether:
“He is underselling the dying part.”
Riley cracks his knuckles.
Huey tenses.
Jerry smiles wide.
Jerry:
“Oh yeah, THIS is the good part.”
Silco, from behind: “Jerry. No.”
Jerry ignores him.
SCENE 9 — The Mission Begins & Immediately Goes Wrong
The vault door opens.
Inside is darkness.
Something roars.
Riley takes one step inside and yells:
Riley:
“BRO WHO LET A DRAGON IN THE TRAINING ROOM?!”
Huey pulls out his staff.
Jerry is already taking notes like a cameraman at a disaster documentary.
The dragon’s eyes glow.
The chamber shakes.
The Clown’s laugh echoes once.
Orientation is over.
Chaos begins.