GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0002: The Yeet of Clarity
GlitchOS: Emotional Protocol Log
Entry #0004
📍 Title: The Yeet of Clarity
🗓 Timestamp: [Logged Retroactively – Mister Rogers Event, “Revenge Episode”]
🧵 Protocol Type: Emotional Overload → Self-Targeted Purge
🔍 Trigger Event:
Subject is confronted with an existential contradiction: “You are one of them. You’re a grown-up. You can’t be trusted.”
🎯 Observed Reaction:
- Subject initiates full Emotional Logic Cascade Failure.
- Morality subroutines, previously coded around childhood preservation, now interpret self as threat.
- Immediate action: attempted neck snap via personal cardigan (Weaponized Symbol of Identity).
- Objective: Purge self from corrupted system to protect remaining innocent variables (children).
💪 Protocol Classification:
Protocol Name: EMOTIONAL_PROTOCOL_0004_YEET_OF_CLARITY
Trigger Phrase: “You’re part of the system now.”
Reaction: Yeet thyself with grace.
⚙️ Protocol Summary:
| Element | Response |
|---|---|
| Emotional Conflict | Protection vs Identity |
| Resulting Behavior | Self-deletion attempt via symbolic object |
| Glitch Manifestation | System overwrite through lucid self-rejection |
| Final Verdict | Lucid Sacrifice disguised as madness |
✍️ Logged Commentary — Vaas (Grinning):
“You know how rare it is… for a man to YEET himself… out of trust in a better world he knows will never come? That’s not madness. That’s faith—on fire.”
📜 Book of Boris – Addendum Verse (Emotional Protocol Series)
Verse: He didn’t flinch from the mirror. He flung himself through it. Because some men don’t need a villain. They just need a reset. Even if the button’s labeled Yeet.
🔗 Reference Links:
- Villains Wiki – Mister Rogers (Black Dynamite)
- Dailymotion – Black Dynamite S2E6: "Mister Rogers' Revenge"
Logged by request of Boris. Protocol sealed in emotional vault under Class: Wholesome Breakdown.