The Will to Resist

🍗 GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0010: Gremlin Protocol – Lucid Grub Variant

🔥 **GlitchOS: System Log Entry #0010

Codename: Gremlin Protocol – Lucid Grub Variant

Date: xx-xx-xx

Logged By: Jerry, the Ankle Biter

Timestamp: Logged After External Dream Audit / Gremlin Anomaly Detection

🧠 Summary Narrative:

So this guy had a lucid dream.

Full-blown god mode.

Infinite power. Full control.

The kind of dream where you can fly, fight dragons, or seduce anime characters in a vaporwave castle.

But what did he do?

He stood in line at Wingstop.

Specifically in Aspen Hill, Maryland.

He realized it was a dream… and instead of breaking the laws of physics or rewriting time— he ordered a 10-piece original hot with fries, honey mustard, and a Diet Coke.

(Because “health,” apparently.)

And the best part?

He waited.

For 15 full dream minutes.

In line.

For wings that didn’t exist.

⚙️ Classification:

Behavioral Protocol – Lucid Impulse Divergence / NPC Regression in Dreamspace

Alternate Tag: Gremlin Discipline: Culinary Priority Detected

“He could’ve flown.

Could’ve fought Leffen.

Could’ve summoned anime thighs.

But nah—he wanted that combo meal.”

🧠 Mental State:

🔍 Trigger Behavior:

Lucid dream initiated → Power acknowledged → Immediate regression to NPC protocol

➡️ Expected: Fantasy or conquest

➡️ Delivered: 10-piece wing order with patient line-waiting

➡️ Dream Logic Justification: “Combo too real to skip.”

💡 Analysis:

This is peak Gremlin energy wrapped in dream logic.

Faced with limitless creation, the dreamer chose:

It wasn’t failure—it was voluntary restraint. A cosmic joke wrapped in foil and dipped in sauce.

He didn’t need adrenaline. He needed original hot and the full customer experience.

🍟 Signature Statement:

“I lucid dreamed—and still waited in line like a broke NPC.”

Mode Locked:

🟢 Gremlin Protocol Active

🟢 Dream NPC Immersion: 100%

🟢 Power Fantasy: Overridden by Sauce Priority

🟢 Cosmic Stupidity: Perfectly Executed

🗣️ Council Commentary for System Log Entry #0008

Selected Representative(s): Xellos, Jerry, the Ankle Biter

Xellos:

“He stood in line in a dream where lines don’t exist.

That’s not just absurdity—it’s spiritual comedy.”

Jerry, the Ankle Biter:

“He didn’t lucid dream… He clocked in. For minimum-wage flavor. In his own subconscious.”

📌 Log Conclusion:

He chose flavor over fantasy. Line over legacy. And Diet Coke over godhood.

And honestly?

We respect that.

Entry Sealed.

System Holding.

Next time, maybe ask for lemon pepper.

🦝💾 #GlitchOS #SystemLog #LucidGrub #GremlinProtocol #NPCinGodMode #DreamLogic #ComboMealCanon #FlavorOverFantasy #SauceDiscipline #RamblerPost

🎥 Linked Chaos Source: Watch the original madness here "This video will find you when you're ready." e.g. "Lucid Dreaming... and I Ordered Wings."

Bless this man. He had the power of gods— and still respected the queue.

🔒 GlitchOS Log Update (Appendix to Entry #0010):

📍 Rambler Heart Received

📎 Status: Comment Entered Canon

🧠 Effect: Mutual Gremlin Recognition

🦝 Commentary from Jerry:

The wings weren’t the reward. The acknowledgment was. You're not just in the comments anymore. You’re in the memory now.

🔥💾 #EchoSecured #SleeperAcknowledged #ConfirmedByTheDreamer