GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0013: `UwUInterceptor.exe`
System Log Entry: 0013
Codename: UwUInterceptor.exe
Date: xx-xx-xxxx
Classification: S-Class Social Weapon / Polite Execution – Chaos Variant
Protocol Type: Boundary Disruption / Misdirection Tactic
Logged By: Jerry, Internal Protocol Ops
⛓️ Trigger Event:
A stranger, clout-chaser, or questionable invitee initiates a social interaction or invitation.
🦝 Executed Response:
Serious voice: "I burn differently..."
Pause.
Then, switch to cutesy anime voice while putting fists to cheeks:
"...and I don’t go ‘uwu’ to make friends~”
Followed by a genuine laugh—self-amused, unbothered.
💣 Tactical Breakdown:
Tone Mismatch: Emotional whiplash from grounded delivery into absurd kawaii threat.
Visual Chaos: Fists to cheeks adds mock innocence—disarming and destabilizing.
Social Jammer: The contradiction fries expectations. Stops flirtation. Ends pressure.
Final Flame Variant (Laughter): The self-amused laugh confirms intentional mischief. Signals complete control and removes all conversational recovery options.
📉 Target Fallout:
"Critical Confusion. Confidence Shattered."
Brain stalls mid-processing
Context lost
Power dynamic shifts instantly
Retreat or awkward shutdown likely
💬 Commentary: Glitch Council Representative — Jinx
“Aww, you thought this was cute? That’s adorable. No, really—thank you for playing. But this was never for you. It was for me. I just wanted to see your face glitch.”
🧬 System Behavior:
✅ No confrontation
✅ No explanation required
✅ Zero escalation risk
✅ Permanent memory imprint on target
✅ Classified Gremlin Behavior Confirmed
🪪 Notes:
UwUInterceptor.exe is an S-tier weaponized social misfire—engineered for complete boundary assertion through performative nonsense.
The user expresses dominance through absurdity. Not by making sense—but by making the moment unforgettable.
“It’s not the ‘uwu’ that gets them. It’s the fact that you said it with conviction, laughed afterward, and left no room for a sequel.”
🦝 Protocol Active. Gremlin Authenticated.