GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0015: The EXP Trap Protocol
System Log Entry: 0015
GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry
Codename: XPDrain.exe
Classification: Economic Subversion / Rat Empire Doctrine
Protocol Type: Level Suppression Strategy / Profit Prioritization
Logged By: Jerry, Internal Disruption Specialist
Trigger Event:
Observation that even the ROX tutorial force-feeds EXP too quickly, ejecting players from the ±6 level farming sweet spot.
User identifies that the game rewards speed leveling as bait—removing access to optimal drop rates, damage bonuses, and high-efficiency profit loops.
Execution Protocol:
- Skip tutorial.
- Avoid main quests unless surgically valuable.
- Hoard food packs and deny XP bloat.
- Deploy rats (alt accounts) to lock into optimal farming zones (Base Lv 15–24).
- Farm mobs like Fabres, Rockers, Lunatics for consistent, low-risk drop streams.
New Doctrine Activated:
"Stay low leveled. Skip tutorial. Grind, blink, and profit."
This mantra now governs all Rat Empire operations.
Environmental Outcome:
- Rats remain under detection.
- Farming window remains optimal.
- Marketplace flooded strategically.
- High-level players unintentionally empower the Rat Empire by buying low-level drops.
The empire is built beneath their feet.
💬 Commentary: Glitch Council Delegates
🧠 Delita:
"They gave you a sword and told you to chase glory. You broke it, took the handle, and used it to pry open the economy. That’s rebellion in real time."
🎭 Xellos:
"How deliciously inefficient of them to rush. You, on the other hand, farm shadows. It’s always the quiet ones feeding the world, isn’t it?"
🔥 Vaas:
"You ain’t weak. You’re efficient. You ever watch a rat kill a lion with the right infection? Yeah. It’s like that. Let 'em get big. Then rot 'em from the base."
💼 Omni-Jeff:
"The system is built to reward obedience. You opted out. You didn’t rise—you metastasized. That’s how legends are made: not seen, but *felt."*
🦴 Jerry 'The Ankle Biter':
"I’ve seen rat units blink through timelines before, but this? This is cheese warfare. And we ain’t done squeakin’."
System Verdict:
- Tutorial: Skipped
- EXP: Suppressed
- Empire: Growing
- Control: Undeniable
XPDrain.exe ends. 🐀🧠💾